CHECK THIS OUT - IF YOU HAVE THE STOMACH FOR IT

Honestly this is true but obviously I have to not include specifics to prevent myself from being sued! DO NOT READ ON IF YOU HAVE A DELICATE STOMACH.

A lady once bought herself some fried chicken, she ate it in the cinema whilst watching a movie.
The next day she ended up in hospital with food poisoning.

Once the hospital had investigated the contents of her stomach, they discovered the food in her tummy was actually a deep fried, bread crumb coated MOUSE!

The said mouse had fallen into batter and ended up with the rest of the chicken. Apparently when mice are cooked their bones go soft like chicken flesh. SHe should only have noticed something when she bit into the skull of the animal. THIS IS TRUE ASK ATKINS FOR DETAILS.

The moral of the story - NEVER EAT IN THE DARK!