Note to self: Look before you touch

True story - meant to post the day it happened

Friends of ours who have recently moved to Cardiff came over for a meeting a week or so ago.

We were in the dining room with some other people. P went into the kitchen to make tea - sounds like a normal evening.
I went to the loo to do a tinkle then went into the kitchen. P was putting something in the bin and so I stroked his bum (I try to be affectionate!).
I turned around and saw P making the tea by the kettle ......to my complete and utter embarressment the bum I had been touching belonged to my male friend from Cardiff. It doesn't even resemble P's so how I got confused I will never know. It was dark. The friend just looked at me so embarressed and like - WHAT ARE YOU DOING JEN - (I bet he was secretly thinking 'I always thought my bum was pretty irresistible')